Youngest son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between
'Potentially' and 'In reality'?" I'm always hearing Mr.
President saying this.
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: "Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!"
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars.
Daughter: "Wow! Oh my God!!! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Elder Son: "Huh, Yeah, why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars;
But 'In reality' we are living with
2 bitches and a gay!!"
لا يمكنكم مشاهده باقي المشاركة لأنك زائر ...
فإذا كنت مشترك مسبقا معنا فقم بتسجيل دخول بعضويتك
للمتابعة و
إذا لم تكن فيمكنك تسجيل عضوية جديدة
مجانا ً (
من هنا )
مختصرات طريق حواء
العرض العادي
